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[M4F] If you’re not sure what size you are…
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dirty_throw_away_35 is a male looking for a female
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Hi DPP! Today I would like to offer you a prompt based on a true story.

On several occasions, I have visited a sex shop in the neighbourhood. The last time, I bought some condoms. The thing is that in the pharmacies and supermarkets where I live, it is very rare to find condoms in a larger size. That is why I have to buy them at a sex shop.

Maybe, you are familiar with this feeling, but despite my age and self-confidence, I still find it a bit awkward to be in a sex shop. Especially when the consultant offers help or starts asking clarifying questions. So, naturally, I try to avoid having to talk about what I want and need.

I walk in, and I see a young blonde with shoulder-length hair, she looks no older than 25. I’ve seen her before. A cute face with sharp cheekbones, pouty lips, and a petite frame. Stunningly slender legs that she doesn’t hide under a defiantly short skirt. I kid you not! I apologize if this sounds dubious, but I didn’t expect to see such a good-looking, young consultant in an adult store.

I smiled in greeting, looked away in confusion, and blurted out a prepared question, “Hi! Where can I find large size condoms?”

“Hey there! They’re on that shelf,” she said, indicating a nearby rack. With a nod, I thanked her and took a look at the merchandise. MySize! Great! I rushed to grab a couple of packs of size 57 and lingered by the shelf for a few seconds to check out the other brands. I hear her get up from behind the counter and walk toward me. Heeere we gooo.

“If you’re not sure what size you are, you can use a disposable tape measure,” she said with her soft voice, pointing to a box of paper tape measures on the edge of the shelf. A wave of burning embarrassment swept over me, “Thanks, I already found what I was looking for,” I muttered, and hurried over to the cash register. After paying, I ran out of the store.

The exact same thing happened the last time I bought something my wife asked for. Just when this pretty young thing tries to chat with me, I run away!

What would have happened between us if I’d had a little more nerve? There are so many toys and outfits around! A cozy back room, maybe? Or does she live right above the store? Feel free to create your character and her backstory. We can have a discussion about possible directions or jump right to my next visit.

I’ll be playing myself. Paul, 36. Dark hair, blue eyes and a soft low voice. 5'11", 162 pounds, lean with muscles, broad shoulders and a rather slim waist, long toned legs.

I’m open to a lot of different kinks: cheating, flirting, lingerie, high heels, rough sex, intimate sex, public sex, clothed sex, sloppy oral, balls worship, power dynamic, anal, creampie, orgasm control. Always ready to incorporate your ideas and kinks.

My hard limits are fluids, feet, gore, toilet play, taboo scenarios, surrealism, and pain.

I’m looking for a long-term partner. Open to both chat and PMs, but prefer orange envelopes. Other prompts from the past are open. Hoping to hear from some of you!

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