When your parents bought the house, nobody could find the keys to the upstairs attic. It wasn’t until nearly 4 months had passed that our dad had found it in one of the air ducts that he was repairing while trying to figure out why it always had an incessant rattle.

Both you and I (your brother) were home from college, but since I had a job lined up when I got home and you didn't, it meant that you got stuck cleaning out the attic filled with years and years of somebody else’s stuff.

On the top of an old bookshelf there was a little hand carved wooden box, roughly the height and thickness of a deck of cards. Even though the dust you could see that it was made of some rare dark wood and when you blew the dust off the top it, you could see text in a gold inlay that said “The Deck of Smutty Things” in a fancy cursive text.

Opening it up, there was a thick sheet of paper on top that said “Stop! This is a game of smut and magic. Do not proceed unless you’re ready for your world to be changed forever. To proceed, shuffle the deck and draw a card.”

Naturally, you ignored the warning and you picked up the deck and you started looking through the cards, which all appeared to be blank. You were about to put them back when on a whim, you decided to shuffle the deck. A few moments later, you drew a card from the pile and to your surprise, this one had text on it. You were sure all the cards had been blank before. The card just said “A box of dirty magazines that are just your type.”

You raised your eyebrow at the card. “This is dumb.” You say putting the cards back in the box, though for reasons you couldn’t quite describe, rather than putting the box back, you put it on a table next to your phone with a few other random things you wanted to salvage from the attic for yourself. A few moments later, while rummaging through a pile of boxes, you came across what was clearly an old box of dirty magazines from the 80s and 90s. You gave a little smirk and murmured “Of course there are dirty magazines up here, he was probably hiding them from his wife.” As you flipped through the pages, you noticed that these were dirty magazines for women. “Maybe she was hiding them from him.” You laugh. Looking through the pages of guys who were the type that you found incredibly attractive.

Putting them in with your pile of things, you cleaned up for a little longer and then went downstairs with your newfound treasures and put them in your room.

You’ve discovered the Deck of Smutty things. A magical deck of cards that whatever card you draw comes true. I figure we can both come up with cards for the deck and we can draw them and play out what happens. A few cards that could be in the deck are:

• Your brother, literally hung like a horse
• An incredibly sexy dog that you can’t stop thinking about.
• Growing a dick and fucking your clone
• Imagining your brother’s cock is a drinking fountain
• A woman with a flatter chest than the men
• You and your brother, swapping genders
• Your brother looking better in your clothes than you

To make this more fun, I have a list of cards I'm randomly pulling from using a dice roller. I can add more cards in if you've got things you want to include.

I’d like this RP to be consensual and it will include: bro/sis, beast, gender swap, gender transformation, futa and crossdressing water sports (piss drinking with both human and beast). I also enjoy voyeurism and exhibitionism.

Hard limits are rape, scat, snuff, and pregnancy. I’ll let you know if I hit any other limits.

M want to play as M. I won’t play with other guys. Any prompt I have up is fair game, even if it isn’t my most recent prompt.