I first heard about the Club-Club through Tim. “Look, Paul, this is a once-in-a-lifetime experience,” Tim said slowly and persuasively. “It’s more than a club. It’s a sanctuary! A hideaway from the mundane of everyday life.”

“I’m truly sorry that I’m no longer invited,” he said with a hint of melancholy. "Right. I won’t persuade you, or our conversation will turn into a cheap commercial. “Here’s an email,” Tim hastily wrote on a napkin the mailing address. His handwriting was barely legible. “Send a request. Maybe you’ll get lucky, and, as opposed to me, you won’t screw it up. Just do it, Paul! By all means, do it!”

For a while, I lived with the idea, never daring to write. One day, when I was finding it incredibly difficult to concentrate on working because of my unbridled lust, I wrote a short and horribly naive letter:

“Hello,

My name is Paul. I recently turned 36. Please see the attached photo. Married.

I would like to join the club. The main reason is my high sex drive. I haven’t been able to control it in the last few years. I stopped watching porn and masturbating about 8 months ago in anticipation of change. It certainly improved the quality of sex, but it had no effect on the passionate desire to get more.

Unfortunately, intimacy in marriage is not enough for me. I am hopeful that this problem of mine will be resolved at the club.

Thank you,

Paul”

Surprisingly, after 7 minutes, I got a reply.

“Dear Paul,

Your application has been approved. We look forward to seeing you at 8pm this Thursday. Dress code: semi-formal.

Failing to attend will result in your membership being cancelled.

Address: Lustful Rd. 23

The code for the yellow door is 1092.

Club-Club”

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Hi DPP! Thank you for reading.

Club-Club is a new kind of sex club. Founded and moderated by a group of unknown people, it is completely free. What’s the gimmick? The founders guarantee complete anonymity to the members. But! They reserve the right to film everything that’s going on. What they do with the recorded material is not known, but any professional studio would be envious of the equipment used.

The entire club is at the disposal of a couple of strangers for one night a year. The interior of the club is refined and free of vulgar clichés. Each room is thoughtfully and exquisitely decorated with its own theme. There is no doubt that even the most demanding soul will find a secluded corner. A milking table? Upholstered in soft alcantara, it stands in a room with elaborate lighting. An office meeting room? It’s Room O. In the center is a giant glass table, surrounded by slender chairs with shiny chrome details. There are at least 10 more rooms inside, and plenty of time to explore them all.

Jump in! Join the club with me by sending a message with your motivations and character description. I’m sure you’ll get the invite. We can explore our characters’ backstories, club rooms, and kinks together.

I’ll be playing myself, 36. Dark hair, blue eyes and a soft low voice that I’m narcissistically proud of. 5'11", 162 pounds, lean with muscles, broad shoulders and a rather slim waist, long toned legs.

I am open to a lot of different kinks. To list a few: teasing, flirting, outfit control, lingerie, high heels, rough sex, intimate sex, public sex, clothed sex, sloppy oral, balls worship, power dynamic, anal, creampie, orgasm control. But once again, I’m ready to discuss and incorporate your ideas.

My hard limits are fluids, feet, gore, toilet play, taboo scenarios, surrealism, and pain.

Open to both chat and PMs, but prefer orange envelopes. I’m looking for a long-term partner who is able to write 2–4 paragraphs per response. If this prompt caught your eye, let me know!