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Hi! I'm in a bit of a tight spot, so I'll try to explain this fast.
Yes, I'm a succubus. The horns, the tail, the red skin, the amazing rack and ass. Not too far off from what you had been imagining. Anyway, So I am really behind on my "soul corruption quota". I think the last soul I had was when Michael Jordan's batting average was around .200.
Anyway, so here's the skinny, I want to claim your soul. It's not a big deal, just means you will never know peace after death, you'll be bound to my every whim and desire and I will be sure to make your existence a sexual and metaphysical fuck-show without end.
Why would you agree to this?
So here's the other side to this; I'm kind of on a deadline and it's kind of like that human story of Cinderella, except my carriage doesn't turn into a pumpkin. At midnight, I will be turned into a living onahole. My senses will be dialed to 11, but I won't be anything more than a shrunken, limbless masturbation toy. On top of that, anyone using me will be endowed with supernatural vitality and luck. I don't need to tell you that a long life and instant money is a good thing.
So... how do we settle who might get what from whom? Simple. If I can't drain those heavy balls of yours before midnight, you get a new toy and a new life. But if I do... well you still get a new life, but I'm the one with the new toy.
Whaddya say?
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