Howdy!

I'm proudly bisexual, and today I'd love to roleplay with some folk who also lie on the fruitier parts of the sexuality or gender spectrum. The roleplay itself doesn't even have to be inherently queer; I'm simply in a gay way right around now, and even straight sex with a bi guy sounds appealing.

That said, I find queer roleplay opens the door to all kinds of new and exciting (but consensual!) ways to have sex. MMF threesomes are a favourite of mine, as I adore feeling the guy inside me getting pounded - it's like a second-hand fuck, and it drives me wild. I also enjoy MFF, so long as it isn't a fetish for the guy to sleep with two bi women. God knows I have enough negative experience with that.

If you have a pussy, will you let me put things in it? Hands and tongues are the usual, but I'm a big fan of other things too: feet, vegetables/food, pens, etc. In the immortal words of DHMIS, let's get creative!

Alternatively, if you have a dick, the quickest way to make me fall in love is to let me ride your asshole with my strap-on. Nothing quite like hearing the moans from someone having their own weapon turned back around on them.

To hit some other kinks, I'd love to suck your toes while we fuck. You can pee inside me if you want, or just on me if your anatomy doesn't support it. Maybe we don't even make it home, and start fucking somewhere more open? You can find even more kinks, as well as my limits, in the other prompts on my profile.

As you can probably tell from this slightly rambling post, I don't have one clear idea for a roleplay. I'm much more interested in hearing what you guys have, but for the sake of fairness I guess I should provide a starter. Please ignore this if you have your own ideas!

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Kaylee downed her drink in one. Slim pickings so far: nobody at the club was cute, except for two guys who were very clearly a couple. Usually there was at least someone she wanted to make out with, but today seemed to be a particularly bad day.

Frustrated, she climbed off her stool and slunk into the bathrooms. There, in an act of tipsy revenge, she hiked up her skirt, pulled her panties to the side, and pissed directly on the grimy tiled floor. There, she thought through the haze of alcohol, that'll show you not to disappoint me.

When she was done, she turned to leave, only to hear a strange noise from the door to the men's room. Curiosity got the better of her, and she pressed an ear up against it. She could hear groaning, grunting, and a wet slapping sound.

She pushed the door open a crack, and her jaw nearly hit the floor. The couple she'd seen before were fucking: the guy with black hair was pounding the ass of his blond partner. But more surprising even than that was the presence of another woman bouncing up and down on the latter's cock; it took a few moments for Kaylee to recognise her as the bartender.

Immediately aroused, she slid a hand under her skirt and drew a finger along her damp slit. A string of pussy juice dangled between her fingertip and her cunt, trembling as she breathed.

And then she made eye contact with the woman.

They were both shocked at first, but before Kaylee could do anything the woman smiled and beckoned her to join them...

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(Yes, I know it's shit and cliché, but consider that your motivation to show me how much better you can do! I promise my average quality of writing is much higher)