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You sit across the table from me in the coffee shop, looking a little confused. "So wanna tell me why you're being so weird?" You ask.
"Taylor so I have to ask you something." My voice trembles a bit. "I lost a bet and I have to do something." I keep trembling and my voice pauses at random. "The fact that you're my sister is gonna make this really fucking weird and I wouldn't even tell you this was going on, much less ask if you for help if I had any other options." I pause again and I nervously sip my coffee. "Oh and please don't take this the wrong way but you've had lots of boyfriends and that kinda has something to do with why I'm asking you." I sit there in silence and let things sink in as you stare at me quizzically.
"Taylor I have to go to the Superbowl party in a dress." I blurt out. You freeze for a second and your eyes slowly widen.
"The guys party that you had a hooker at two years ago?" You ask me if it's the traditional party of guys that you've heard the rumors about.
I nod positively instead of saying it out loud.
"And why are you calling me? What do you need from me? Why the fuck are you even telling me?" You are understandably a bit put off.
I take a deep sigh, "Well I need a dress and makeup and... advice." I say. "I'm supposed to only dress up and be eyecandy as a joke but ya know the rumors... and people will be drinking." I pause again nervously. "I want to be prepared..." As I trail off you cut in "And this is why you mentioned the fact I've had so many boyfriends isn't it?" I nod and stare at you, wondering if you're going to agree to help me or get up and walk out of my life.
Ok the general situation here is that we have two adult siblings. The brother (me) has gone to his sister (you) because he needs help preparing for attending a party as a girl.
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