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The date is May 17th, 2023.
A few months prior to today, there was another viral outbreak that ravaged the world. But its not like the latest we had. See, with covid, it was all respiratory based transmission. We had gloves, masks, social distancing. Within a year or two, we had it down to a suitable minimum with our safeguards and our vaccines.
With this one, it was spread through direct contact with the virus body itself. The problem was that it was added to lots of beauty products. Lipstick, perfume, eyeliner, you name it. It was first thought of as an breakthrough in beauty - "a surefire way to be the centerpiece of the room."
With Valentines Day coming up, of course lots of people gifted their loved ones makeup, or bought some for themselves for the occasion. This plus how people celebrate by getting into "close contact," well, you have a recipe for disaster.
The virus picks and chooses its hosts with the most suitable bodies - 100% infection rates in women, and 10% in men. The exact percentages are unknown, for sure, but the symptoms are ravaging the world. You have 1,000 orgies in Tokyo, guys fucking their aunts in the London, public sex in Mexico City. And the worst part is that it can only be subsided by a specific protein that sperm carries.
I'm one of the few that are immune - when I'm not eating pineapple or slurping down oysters, im at the lab so the nice nurses there can harvest my cum. And when I'm not there, well... im usually in someone else's bed.
(Hello DPP! Are you ill? Are you horny? Let me solve both of your issues with good old sex! I prefer soft dominant women of color, but im open to lots of things. Send me a chat with the word "watermelon" so I can know you've read the whole thing. See you soon!)
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