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44 [F4F] #WestMids & 37 [M4F] #NorthWest - It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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BitsOnTheSideUK is a male age 44 looking for a female in WestMids
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year! An affair couple that’s fun, Looking for just one, To bring us some cheer. It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

There’ll be laughter and flirting, Some winks, they are certain, To set a delightful tone. We can sip on some wine, And take our sweet time, And keep to your comfort zone.

It’s the most wonderful vibe we can find! We’ll laugh and we’ll play, And hope that you’ll stay, If you feel inclined. It’s the most wonderful vibe we can find!

There’ll be chats that are flirty, (And sometimes quite dirty!) We’ll see if the sparks will ignite. We’re open and kind, And think it’s divine, To make time together just right!

It’s the most wonderful time for a match! We’re fun and discreet, And we hope that you'll meet, Without any troublesome catch. It’s the most wonderful time for a match!

We’re a duo that’s caring and sweet, So, if you’re intrigued, let’s meet. Just imagine the joy that we’ll make, With vibes that feel so complete!

It’s the most wonderful time to explore! We’re loving and bold, With our story untold, We're longing for more. It’s the most wonderful time to explore!

Continuing away from the song parody

Yes we're real Yes we're an Affair-having couple (that means we have partners but are involved in an affair with each other).

V is 44, West Midlands based, 5'8 tall, curvy with surgically enhanced boobs and an awesome smile and personality.

M is 37, North West based, 6'3 tall, short dark hair, stubble and a dad bod - accompanied by a sharp wit, heavy with sarcasm.

Who we're looking for? Ideally a bi(curious/sexual) FWB with curves and an awesome personality between the ages of 30 and 50 - some shared interests would be excellent, but you can tell us about that when you message us.

We like a quick chat on here to get to know you but from their our preference is to chat as a trio on 👻

If you like our ad and the sound of us, get in touch using your favourite Xmas song in your message.

Look forward to hearing from you!

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