I know you're not a cat person but my pussy is all yours. ;)
Now that I have your attention, hi! You ever just wake up horny? Like really horny? Like every person you see of the opposite sex you can't help but look at their naughty bits? Like a few things go through your head like "Damn Mr. mailman I'd let you stuff your package in my mailbox" or "Fuck, that cop was so cute I'd speed just so he could cuff me and give me a pat down, I'd even lie and say I'm smuggling so he gets extra deep in there." And before you ask, no I didn't just wake up, Iām at work!
Alright, so we know that was a mild exaggeration but... I want to flirt with you! So please message me, let me know a smidge about you, and for goodness sake use a pickup line- the dirtier and more original the better. Use a double entendre, fuck it use a triple entendre- I got three holes- use 'em! Okay that was a little far but you get the point right?
Include a pic of your face and forearms please, I need something to touch myself to later, or maybe in the washroom. Iām looking to flirt not sext, strip my personality naked random internet stranger, leave my memories bare.
P.S. the secret word is avocado so please include it in your reply. I'm really just a wholesome girl with a wicked sense of humor looking for a real connection.
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