As a 40 year old working 100 hours a week I don’t have the time these young sluggers do to post quality jerks. So I had ChatGPT do it for me. Let’s see how it does:

Title: "Bungie's New Update Leaves 40-Year-Olds Crestfallen, but Don’t Worry, Sluggers, There's Always Next Season!"

Post: "Just when you thought you could finally relax after a hard day's work and enjoy some Destiny, Bungie drops another update. And guess what? They've nerfed all the weapons that 40-year-old veterans like us have been relying on since D1. Now my trusty Hand Cannon feels like a wet noodle, and my favorite exotic armor is gathering dust.

We had such high hopes for this patch, but here we are again, crestfallen and wondering if our glory days are behind us. But don't worry, sluggers, there's always next season to look forward to! Maybe then we'll finally get that one weapon we’ve been chasing since the first year. In the meantime, let's keep grinding those Nightfalls and pretending we don't have a mortgage to worry about. Cheers to being perpetually disappointed, but still coming back for more!"

Comments: 1. "Ah yes, another day, another nerf to my favorite loadout. Guess I'll have to break out the ol' reliable shotgun... oh wait, they nerfed that too. 😅" 2. "Crestfallen is right! At least we can still enjoy those sweet, sweet shaders. Gotta love the fashion game, right?" 3. "As a 40-year-old with responsibilities, I feel personally attacked by this post. But also, can't wait to see what Bungie takes away next season! 😂"