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35/29 [FM4F] Denver/Aurora - Help Me Wish My BF a Dirty Thirty
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Alt_for_sex_shit are a male/female couple ages 35 & 29 looking for a female in Denver, CO
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It's the big 3-0 and I wanna get it him done good -- he's been very good and definitely deserves some extra lovin'. Help him (or us) put the dirty in his Dirty Thirty this weekend. He's smart, cute, funny and OMG can he make you cum.

Looking for: ONS, FWB, or even a regular fuckbuddy. Bonus if you enjoy pancakes.

About him (the vanilla stuff): makes art, plays bass, sings occasionally (mostly in the car to songs that are inappropriately out of his vocal range like Lorna Shore or Ariana Grande), goes on nature walks/light hikes, SO MANY video games (primarily Monster Hunter Rise lately), reading (currently reading Harrow the Ninth), spending time with friends (small groups and socially distanced), playing board/tabletop games (Dominion has been the go-to lately), listening to podcasts, trying to get into as many adventures as possible, and naps. Napping counts as a hobby, right?

About me (if interested): artist, singer, dancer, yet also a stoner and super crafty. Love all things zombies and am a huge nerd. Into Muay Thai for exercise and to impress women with my ability to throw them around, and I watch waaaaaaay too many movies.

Kink or vanilla welcome!

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a male/female couple
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35 & 29
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a female
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2 years ago