You can stop the search, Iām him. What more do you need to know beyond the title? It should have already gotten you so wet that youāre trying to remember if you have flood insurance (p.s. you donāt, no one does). You want me to talk about my personality? Fuck that, who needs a personality when Iām swinging around a vienna sausage between my legs. Iāve got that LDE that women crave. Iām like an amuse bouche - only one bite and you can fit all of me on a tasting spoon. Enough about how blessed I am ādown thereā but donāt forget Iām a short and compact human too. Pay extra for legroom on an airline? Pssshhtt please, I can fit under the seat like a stowed bag if I really wanted to. And I can reach anything on the high shelf if I have my handy step stool.
I know this all seems too good to be true but itās not a dream, Iām a real person and not some nonsense generated by Chat GPT (though that would make more sense). What are you waiting for, smash that chat or message button and get the conversation going. Somewhere in your message please work in āYouāre okay, Eleanor. Youāre in the good placeā so I know you read the whole way through and youāre not a bot after my glorious nudes.
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