I have a strange request. I would like you to bring your pygmy goat to my house to take some pictures. It is for a running joke with some friends who were threatening to buy me a goat.

You will bring your goat to my house for about 15 minutes between 6:45 and 8:45 on a Wednesday night. You will initially pretend it is a "delivery" and then we will take a few pictures with it. You will be present to ensure that your goat is treated well. I will clean up any messes it makes. There will be a total of about 8 adults present. We are a pretty tame bunch and you can be sure everyone will be kind to your goat.

I would prefer a pygmy goat just because they are cute, but really any goat will do as long as it is relatively calm.

Pays $20 for 15 minutes.

If you know someone with a goat and a sense of humor, please send this ad to them!