One of the things that never gets reported enough is the Grand Canyon sized social/behavior gap between the current leading conservative voices and ACTUAL conservative voters. I live in a rural area and most of the Trump voters I know would rather die than act or present themselves like the people they vote for.

Anyway, here’s a quick list of things the “alpha” thought leaders are up to:

Matt Gaetz: Gets facial surgery to look like the joker, admits to “crushing viagra” even though he’s way under 50. Had to pay for sex from (underage) girls even though he’s a wealthy heir and a congressman? Also may have a gay son/lover (coughs Mike Johnson coughs).

Ben Shapiro: Talks about vagina like the last time he saw one was the day he was born.

Don and Eric: The sons of the god king of Alphas. They both have the charisma, intelligence and body types of a old heavy bag.

Lindsay Graham: Dude was BFF with John McCain and Joe Biden for years and dropped them for Trump. Crazy considering they have to know his “secrets.”

Steven Miller: Most punchable face on the planet. This dude has all sorts of balls on tv but you know he crosses the street if he sees a couple black pre-teens coming towards him.

Elon Musk: Deathly afraid of transgenders yet has had more gender affirming surgery than most (hair,face). Elmo is more sensitive than Trump which, in and of itself, is crazy. Physically, Elon makes Jr. and Eric look like triathletes.

JD Vance: First off, the couch thing sticks because it’s believable based on on the rest of his behavior. He wears eyeliner. He is the epitome of the beta male. He’s just going from teat to teat, sustaining himself on his perceived “betters.”

Trump: Wears tons of makeup, hypersensitive, poops in gold toilets. Lives in constant fear in a literal golden palace. Most likely has never driven anything bigger than a golf cart. (This could take forever, I’ll let others continue)