Brett,

I don't know for sure that you'll see this, but I do know you're a narcissist who craves any and all attention, and that you will most likely be perusing this subreddit after nuking Paul's channel looking for tears to drink. Enjoy it while it lasts, manatee, because it's the only form of joy you'll ever experience in this one life you get. You are not some scrappy agitator fighting the good fight. You are a selfish, insecure bag of diseased shit...and you know it. Deep, deep, deep down inside, you know it.

When you eventually succumb to diabetes or some other obesity-related ailment and feel death's clammy hand drag you to the grave, nobody will pity you. You won't even be celebrated as a good villain. We will all breath a sigh of relief knowing your malignantly stupid evil no longer infects YouTube once you're gone.

So, go ahead and gloat to yourself and your misfit toys about how you destroyed Paul's channel. Savor the fleeting taste, bitch, because that's as good as it gets for you.