Apparently my girlfriend woke up with some morning dew today so she jumped on the northbound train for a morning ride. While she was riding the rail I told Google to shuffle a live dead playlist. I conducted myself admirably throughout. After the train arrived at the station and all my passengers disembarked she curl up next to me and we smoked a bowl.

That's when it happened.

She's laying there in my arms next to me, freshly fucked and stoned as ship of fools from 4/5/82 plays. Jerry's solo is so supple and sublime she start shaking and yelling "I'm cumming".

Yeah, so there I am with my girlfriend in my arms while another guy makes her cum. I'm scared and confused. Am I a cuck now?