A bit of background. About 10 years ago I lived in a sketchy Mobile Home in an even sketchierMobile Home Park in Miamisburg, Ohio. (Ideal Mobile Homes for any weirdo locals wondering) Some time during the Spring of 2014, my home was broken into (either I foolishly left the door unlocked, or it didn't latch, or something) and five things of semi-sentimental value were stolen. (Also the sorts of things a methhead might try and Pawn): My Limited Edition Sony PSP in Metal Gear Green, two S&W .357. Magnums that belonged to my dead dad, my own Mossburg 500, and my PRIDE and JOY - my six-string, electric guitar.

So yes, I took all the usual precautions, I filled out the requisite police report, I literally drove around the next three months checking local pawnshops, and NOTHING. SIX MONTHS LATER, I move out of the park. THREE WEEKS after that, I see a notice in my local paper, my neighbor had literally been incarcerated for meth trafficing. (I'm betting that rat had something to do with it, him or one of his "clients) However, all this searching turned up nothing.

Here's a description, and yes - it is a FAIRLY UNIQUE guitar, because it was from a local Huntsville, Alabama, low-volume guitar-maker:

-Six String Electric
-Classic Black
-2, Single-Coil Electric pickups
-Flat Headstock
-BLACK SKULL and CROSSBONE Tuning Keys
-Guitar Maker's name on Headstock is T. Shepherd (Tommy Shepherd)