As of today, I oh-feesh-awlly turn 60. I have hit the halfway milestone of my life. (Yes, I plan to live that long. I'm currently achieving my objective with 100% success.)

I fear that I no longer meet the age restrictions of this sub.

It is with great sadness that I must go. It is time to put away my leopard print Chuck Taylors , slip on my mall walkers, and hang out with the other grown-ups in Dating Over 60 sub. Thank goodness they let me reserve a spot in their sub earlier, so I can move right in.

I will probably have to change my user name. Maybe something like AlmostReady_MisFire_Aimless? I'm open to suggestions from you young-uns.

Just kidding! Age is just a number! (It's just a bigger number every year...) And I don't care what the people at AARP think. I'll never want their stoopid tote bag.

I ain't going anywhere, unless these big meanie mods perma-ban me for making too many pineapple jokes.

And... In case anyone is wondering, here's my fish picture.