About every 4-6 weeks I go to this older European woman's house where I lie on a massage table in every awkward position you can imagine and she trims my chest, legs, stomach, ass and pubes and then takes a razor and gets all the hair off my cock balls and asshole/grundel area.

I like having everything neat and trimmed and this is a very efficient way to get it done. It's not sexual although she is obviously very hands on in order to get all the hair removed.

With all that being said, I have never told anyone I did this because it does sound a little weird and there is touching going on (although girls do it regularly). I don't want to get waxed at a spa, so this does seem like the best option.

How would you react if I told you I get this done to keep everything nice and trim and smooth where it matters?