This is just a rap my friend and I were working on some spoilers due to the content of it.

Praise the sun bitches,

Chosen undead here,

Just got out the asylum.

It was pretty damn weird.

Now I'm in lordran and ready to kill,

This hollowing curse cant break my unwavering will.

First undead burg,and then the tarus demon;

Next that sunny guy who just brings me glee, man.

Fuck this bridge and

fuck this dragon- excuse me, drake

Can this fire breathing bitch just give me a break?

Time to slay some gargoyles and ring this damn bell

Then to blightown (man that swampy place is just swell)

First waifu down, like 80? more to go

(But top waifu is in the place with the snow)

Oh boy, Sens funhouse, it's fucking time to play

That iron golem just fell, I hope he's okay!

What the fuck are these bat things?! Their claws aren't exactly sand,

Fuck, where are you taking m- OH MY GOD DISNEYLAND.

This place is so shiny and everything is so big,

These rafters are really high (you died) fuck this shit :/

Those archers give me nightmares and those demons can't fly I'm losing all hope now- OH MY

SOLAIRE, where did you come from?

Praise the sun!

Time to kill a boss (or two) oh... Fun

O and S ..

Yeah fuck these guys.

Kill tubby first and you'll have an easier time.

Oh, what's the reward? A giant pair of tits (you can poke them with your sword)

Finally I'm done

Wtf is this big bowl?

What's that snake dude?fill it with souls?

Oh right, the 4 great lords

Good Gwynn, I'm gonna need a better sword.

Bed of chaos, Nito, and then that blind bitch.

Hey you I hope this lightning scratches your itch.

Oh boyo time for four kings!

Wait I need to kill the puppy and get that ring.

Okay, I put down the mutt and jumped into the abyss.

If I don't have poise i will surely miss

Okay..I swear there were 5 of them.

Whatever it's all good

This is it, legit .. Time to git gud.

Final boss fight lets fucking go Gwynn,

I've come way too far not to win.

Swing at me and I'll parry your hits,

Get rekt lord of cinder,

Roll the credits