Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Kabuto so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Akatsuki Hideout I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Kabuto. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Kabuto's tight snake boipussy. I want him to have my mutant human/snake babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbor's snake. I'd dressed him in Itachi's robe and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my figures. I might not ever get to see Kabuto again.