TW: mentions of depression, SH and unaliving both yourself and other people. Oh and spoilers

Makoto Naegi: Can you stop putting your trauma on me bestie?

Kyoko Kirigiri: Me on my way to steal your body

Byakuya Togami: Kill yourself peasant

Toko Fukawa: It's 1am and i'm reading fluffy fanfic about an 80's film with a fucking talking head what is my life?!

Yasuhiro Hagakure: Stills upset the song about veggies and pussy didn't win

Aoi Asahina: Gonna chill with Jaws

Maizono Sayaka: I'd hate for someone to ask what i'm listening too cause it'd be some shit about electroshock therapy

Leon Kuwata: That's not very emo of you bruh

Chihiro Fujisaki: The fuck is gender?

Mondo Oowada: Wanna start a gang? We don't do anything I just want friends

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: DON'T DRINK THE FUCKING GLOW STICK JUICE

Hifumi Yamada: It's like in hentai when...I don't watch hentai shut up

Celeste: I'll give you 5p if you make out with me

Sakura Oogami: I wish I was strong so I can hug girls and kill men

Mukuro Ikusaba: I have commited several war crimes

Junko Enoshima: Me on my way to fuck shit up

Hajime Hinata: My talents include nothing and being able to tell you facts about random movies no one cares about

Nagito Komeada: My dog just died any way fuck yeah Dr Strange!

Chiaki Nanami: Gamer I think you mean GAYMER!

Akane Owari: Gonna get Maccies cause i'm a fat bitch

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu: The only crime you'l ever commit is being short lol

Kazuichi Souda: The trucks are gay

Sonia Nevermind: Fuck the Queen! Except me because i'm a queen

Teruteru Hanamura: Clearly you do own an airfryer

Twogami: Tarrare moment

Mahiru Koizumi: Omg Peeping Tom 1960? Damn can't believe cameras are real

Peko Pekoyama: I wanna get decapitated with a sword cause how many people do you know who have been decapitated with a sword?

Hiyoko Saionji: Join us in dancing to the song of our people

Ibuki Mioda: I'm hung like an elephant and that elephant is Mary

Mikan Tsumiki: Me when derranged doctors 😍😍😍😍

Nekomaru Nidai: I'M GONNA GO SHIT! just kidding or am I?

Gundham Tanaka: I am the rat king

Kaede Akamatsu: Theres a piano want me to G note people

Shuichi Saihara: I'm not fucking emo

Rantaro Amami: Ow me fucking 'ead

Kirumi Tojo: Come on little gaylings time to follow the mother gay

Ryoma Hoshi: You can't swim? Jason Voorhees kinnie

Angie Yonaga: Join the cult bestie

Tenko Chabashira: LETS GO LESBIANS

Korekiyo Shinguuji: You shall be baptised in the holy glowstick juice

Miu Iruma: Thats the beauty of me I don't do anything

Gonta Gokuhara: I saw a cockroach, Kafka moment

Kokichi Ouma: Kill me yourself pussy

Kaito Momota: SPACE MILF SPACE MILF SPACE MILF

Himiko Yumeno: Now for my next act i'm gonna disappear like my dad

Maki Harukawa: Murder is ok if the other person is a dickhead