I am going to make this extremely easy for yall, so if YOU don't read this, that is YOUR fault. I am visiting the area until Saturday, I know yall are tired of seeing my posts, but my plans keep changing. I'm looking for WHITE, LATINO, OR BLACK MEN [NOT ASIAN MEN!] for an NSA hook up. I am not looking to go out to dinner, for drinks, etc. I wanna meet in my hotel lobby, come up to my room, and get my guts rearranged by a sexy man who's respectful of boundaries, knows how to listen to a woman's body, and is able to please me. ABSOLUTELY NO COUPLES - NO CUCKING - NO CUCKQUEANING - NO FILMING - I AM NOT HERE TO HELP YOU MAKE CONTENT - GO AWAY! You Should Meet These REQUIREMENTS, NOT SUGGESTIONS, REQUIREMENTS: A. If you are skinny, your dick should be at least 6", if you are chubby, it should be 7". I don't care how good you are with your fingers, mouth, toes, right leg, whatever the fuck. I want DICK. My ass is 57" and therefore massive and I am a larger person, this is what PHYSICALLY works for me and has in the past. B. Over the age of 18. Not 18 in a week, not 18 in 24hr, over 18, NOW when you contact me. I cannot believe I have to say this. C. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE! I NEED photos of you. Face isn't required unless we agree to meet, in which case, I will also show you mine. But dick and full body shirtless are preferred for initial contact. Failure to provide a phot of you will likely result in me ignoring you. DO. NOT. send me intimate photos of you with another person i.e. getting your dick sucked, fucking someone else, etc. That's not me saying "don't send me what I asked you to," be so fucking fr rn people. D. This is NOT a blow and go, mutual attraction is a must. Yes, BBWs are good at giving head and fucking, and we have bigger tits and asses than our skinny counterparts, cool, the sky is blue, grass is green. BUT, if you are not actually attracted to my BODY TYPE, you have NO business in my DMs. Let the men who love big women like me to that. E. Anal anything is absolutely off the table, as is facesitting. If you do so much as MENTION either, I will not answer you. F. Please be respectful of my boundaries, if I tell you NO, it means NO! Be kind, be respectful, and be able to string up an actual sentence. My messages get FLOODED, whether you actually believe that or not, I don't care. Stand out. Be different. Don't just say hi, hey, hello, how are you, or my absolute favorite [the WORST], AYE MA/MAMI, SUH MA? You know how to spell, so do that. G. You know the rules of this subreddit as well as I do, so don't ask me things you know break the rules here that I also cannot spell out in this post. I've been around here on and off way too damn long to get in trouble because of anyone not reading rules. And I won't start now.

My body type isn't for everyone. And that's fine. Scroll past, move along, and act like an adult, not a toddler having a temper tantrum because 'I'm fat'. I never said I was skinny, so that isn't really an insult.

If you read this far, you're a rockstar. 🙂