So I saw what several people said. And honestly I made things a bit wonky before.

So here are some minor edits made.

Firstly, it is a Light/Fiend, which I know are already a thing, but it was either this, Rock, or using an Egyptian God type.

I edited the Summoning condition to be restrictive on how to summon it, so no more "Future Fusion goes brrrrr" for this. — It still works with Poly & Super-Poly because the latter is what it's meant for.

The rulings that it cannot use Pendulum Monsters using their Pendulum Effects still stands, because those are actively Spell Cards & not Monsters forced to the backrow.

I removed the Draw Skip & left the victim opponent has a chance to survive on 5 Cards.

There are some edits still needing to be made probably, and I already can thing of them.

I'm keeping the 5K statline because, let's be real, this thing is meant to be nigh insurmountable.

The FTK is now much harder to perform.

I fixed some of the card text, and probably need to refine it more.

And to the person asking: No, this isn't a joke card. I'm genuinely just like this.