Are you looking for that special someone? If you answered yes, then do I have a deal for you!

Would this special some one laugh with on a daily basis? Go out of there way to drop the most daddest of dad jokes with a straight face? Randomly come up and say the chessiest pick up lines just to get a smile? Would you be interested in someone that has a stylish mohawk that is always changing color from one month to the next? How about a neatly trimmed beard that smells of sandalwood? Would you mind if that person also had a few piercings and tattoos? Would a charming Southern accent tickle your fancy? What about being self reliant and fluent in smartassery?

Do you like watching him get dirty changing the oil in your car or replacing the brakes? Would you love to watch him scratch his head in confusion as he resotres a 68 VW bug?Would you want to see him glisting with sweet and saw dust from building you the raised garden bed you always wanted? Or, would you rather have a themed greenhouse or any other DIY projects you may have in mind instead? What about sitting down together and building legos while playing footsie? How about watching him design parts in AutoCAD and setting up a 3D printer to make them? Would it make you happy to watch him replace parts/build your PC without a shirt on?

Would it make your heart melt if he stopped and helped turtles cross the road? What if he was helping keep tadpoles alive during the summer to help fight off the mosquito menace? Would you like to watch him stand in the kitchen and cook dinner for you (depending on what is being cooked, shirts are optional)? Would it make you happy to know that he will forever be a cat dad who currently happens to have a lovable void?

Would you be looking for a hiking partner? Or, even a kayaking partner? Would you like someone who loves to go out on fall nights and look at the stars? What if he was more than happy to help you plant that flower bed?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, act now while supplies last!