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Question for you guys: How many pints of vodka is normal before a morning coffee date?
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I somehow have a date in an hour with a knockout gorgeous woman I knew years ago. I feel like shit but I shaved and showered and I have enough money to barely pay for coffee. My eyes are bloodshot. Sipping on a pint now. She told me she doesnโ€™t want me to smell like booze and cigs but I probably will. Any tips or encouragement or good jokes would be appreciated.

Update: I went and met the girl. It went well. I think the peanut butter trick worked! Spent like four days worth of vodka money on coffee and pie but it was pretty cool. Back on my couch with a bottle now.

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