Hi babes I hope you’re all staying hydrated and alive

I went on reddit because I got saddrunk at 4am and wanted to bitch about my shit life on reddit and was going to masochistically post in some thing like trueoffmychest to get roasted for my comment history but remembered you guys exist, love youse <3

Anyway so I called my gran the other day and during the long conversation that transpired she just said “I don’t know what you did to deserve your parents”. And I cried a bit because now that someone else said it (and I wasn’t slagging them off or anything) I felt validated so I now have permission to think my parents suck.

We also talked about my grandpa (her very ex-husband) and I got to realise that I’m actually glad I get to keep my 16 year old self’s opinion of him

Fuck, it was deep. I’m tearing up as I wrote this absolute bullshit into a reddit post.

I know this isn’t my usual flowery post but I just wanted to wave to you all, my drunk buddies. And tell you I’m still somehow alive, though unsure whether I’m the better for it.

Love from aunty crust xoxox