The Wrestling industry, like any other business, is out to make money. This unfortunately has a side effect of whoring out your business to make a quick buck, or just making poor design choices that can lead to some terrible (and often hilarious) merchandise. Here is a short list of some of those choices.

AJ styles: Odd choice of font This was a poor choice of font, at least this one wasn't intentionally supposed to look like semen...I think.

APA: Always Pounding Ass It's exactly what it sounds like.

Buff Bagwell: His whole damn face Why would anybody want a t-shirt with Buff Bagwells head making a semi-duckface on the front?

Carlito: Do you spit or swallow? The perfect ice breaker when meeting women.

Chyna: Va-Chyna The back of the shirt said "Enter at your own risk." Thanks for the advice.

Dennis Rodman: Rodman Down Under From my own personal collection, it actually only features one Dennis Rodman match.

DX: Vinces likes... Get it, it's a rooster, and they are also called a cock. That's the joke. Hilarious. Maybe this would have worked better during the attitude era, not when both of this guys were in their 40's.

DX: Yarmulke Yes, they actually did make a DX yarmulke.

Honky Tonk Man: Shake, Rattle, and Roll This shirt is currently available on the WWE website, I just don't know anybody who would still want to buy a Honky Tonk Man shirt.

The Rock: Poontang Pie Nothing like buying a T-shirt for little Johnny's favorite wrestler that implies he likes to eat pussy.

Sin Cara: Dick Shirt Yup, that's a penis.

Smoking Gunns: Big Foam Hats. Not going to lie, I would totally buy one.

Sting: Nervous? No sting, not really. And I swear I don't immediately connect you with some action movie villain with distorted face paint that said "Why so serious?"

Stone Cold: A baby doll!? Nothing Screams "Fuck Authority!" like playing with a cabbage patch doll.

Val Venis: Cocked Locked and Ready to Unload The semen font is a nice subtle touch. This is surprisingly the best pic I could find of it, I guess not too many people wanted to wear a shirt that had semen dripping down it.

WCW: Cologne Cover up your stench of being a sweaty neckbeard by dumping half a bottle of this stuff on your body. It is also great for picking up the ladies, 60% of the time, it works none of the time.

WWF: Beanie Babies They were all the rage in the mid 90's so the WWF decided to capitalize on the fad. The one that stands out is the sable one, because we all remember that time sable wore a "bikini" top made out of paint, and nothing screams "family friendly stuffed animals" like near nudity.

WWF: Can You Take the Heat Cookbook I actually wan't to buy this and try some of these out, I have JR's bbq sauce and it is pretty good, so I'd give it a chance.

WWF: Squirt Heads Yea, they shoot water out of a gap in their teeth larger than Michael Strahans. They aren't offensive or ugly, just a really weird product.

WWF: Underwear I'll stick to buying my underware in bulk at Walmart.