Yeehaw! My laptop is f*cked so I’m posting this from my work iPad which blocked downloading any non work related apps. But I am a menace who shan’t be stopped (the criminal minds grind never rests amiright). I’m peeved that the format is gonna be different but alas. Let’s ride!

This episode sees the team travel to Mississippi to investigate a child abduction case involving family members. Sick sickety sick unsubs.

• Whew how I love the idea of small towns (keyword idea). TV shows give them such a homey, cozy feel.
• Oh God there's gonna be a body in that toy house
• The blonde lady looks like Haley </3 actively relives trauma
• Aaand cue my raging baby fever
• Haibo haibo haibo what is this gorl up to?
• Don't sell the cute little child please for the love of child safety
• I KNOW YOU DID NOT LEAVE THAT KID IN THE CAAARRR ALONE THIS IS NOT THE 80s THEY WILL SNATCH THAT CHILD
• Willie shut the fuck up
• Hmmm serious shot calling Hotch is my religion. That's a caucasion king right there
• NOOOOOOOOO A BODY BAG???? THE EPISODE JUST STARTED
• I would absolutely, positively dissipate into a fog if I was on a cruise and got a call that my child was snatched
• What the hell is going on heeeereee
• Aaron Hotchner you can do with me what you want sir
• DUN DUN DUN
• Hotch: “I advise you not to waste my time.” Me: nuts
• Sue you slimy son of a bitch
• You cannot change a man, Sue, you fool. Sue the fool. Suel
• SHE DID NOT JUST LAY HER HANDS ON AARON HOTCHNERRRRR
• I am rabid
• Hotch gets so riled up in child abduction cases. His urgency is hot sorry.
• My current location: moaning and groaning
• This case just got so much darker
• I knew they sold her!!!!!
• There are some dark people out there man
• I AM SICK
• ELECTRIC CHAAAIIIRRRR
• I am bawling my eyes out at these kiddos all bundled into the room :(
• I can't wait to adopt my own little beans and envelope them in love

10/10 This case was excellent, so well written even while being dark and serious.