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The year is 1950.

<Frank was an ordinary man, running promotions for TG&Y franchises when he came face to face with the 'ol Grim Reaper.>

(Reaper) - "Helloooo, Frank - bet you're not ready for me just yet!"

(Frank) - "Wh- what do you want?!?!?"

(Reaper) - "Why, you, of course....take my hand, and I'll take you to the afterlife..."

(Frank) - "N-no, PLEASE, no! I have a wife and a kid..."

(Reaper) - "....And a few girlfriends in a few towns on your regular routs, ain't that right?"

(Frank) - "Well...uh...see, it's like this..."

(Reaper) - "Hey, no need to offer me any explanations - that has no bearing on your death here..."

(Frank) - "What do I have to do to get some extra years? Please? I'll do anything!"

(Reaper) - "Interesting that you should bring that up. You see, Frank, being a Reaper's a big job, which means I need to recruit many, many people across the world to delegate tasks to...."

(Frank) - "I'm to become a Reaper?""

(Reaper) - "Sort of. You'll still be alive, still have your regular obligations and...er...girlfriends on the road, but you'll also kill people on the road."

(Frank) - "What, you mean, like a hitman, shooting and stabbling and strangling and..."

(Reaper) - "No, no, Frank, nothing so grandiose. You will simply drive head on into their cards.....to earn four more decades on this Earth, I will require a quota of 500 people between now and 1960."

(Frank) - "B-but...."

(Reaper) - "I know, I know, sounds like a deadly demolition derby, but don't worry, Frank - both you and your car will be indestructible - and emerge from each job without so much as a scratch!"

(Frank) - "I....I don't know if I can do this...it's just...too brutal..."

(Reaper) - "Aw, c'mon, Frankie boy, grow a backbone...here, you're about to engage in your first job - see that shiny red beauty coming this way? Jump into their lane and smash 'em up, Frankie boy...SMASH 'EM UP!"

(Frank) - "OK....ok....I'll just veer into their lane....."

< Cars collide, both destroyed, all dead, including Frank....>

(Frank's soul to Reaper) - "Hey, you tricked me!"

(Reaper) - "Of course. I didn't expect ya to cause a head-on collision if I told you the truth, now, could I?"

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