This took place in 2005 or 2006 in the panhandle of florida. During that summer I was driving with my girlfriend and best friend Martin. He was in the back seat and we were driving to the mall playing whodabitch/ padiddle. Well Martin was late on the call and had to make sex noises for being last. Martin was varsity football player and wrestling team, but also the most hardcore punk/ class clown I’ve ever met. You never knew what he was going to do and we usually ended up in a lot of trouble.

Anyway it’s his turn and he yells out the window to some random guy standing in the median “who da bitch” instead of sex noises. At the same time I’m pulling into a gas station and while I’m pumping gas the dude from the median walks up and asks if he could get a ride to his house. He says he locked his keys in his car while it was running and lived on the beach about 4 miles away. He offered us $40 for gas, I talked it over with Martin and my gf to see if they were cool with it.

The guy looked sophisticated and dressed nicely and we were in a nice area so we agreed but for $60 so we could split the money 3 ways. So he gets in the back with Martin and he’s a really chill dude all the way up to the point of getting to “his house”. He gets out and wonders around the house a few minutes and pops up out of nowhere with a ladder. Says his house key is with his car key so we’re like ok yeah sounds legit. But he goes in through a back window on the second floor. Ten minutes later the dude comes barreling out the front door with jewelry, cash, and a couple random items. He’s running to our car jumps in and holds a knife up and tells us to drive or he’ll cut us up like pie.

It took about 2 seconds to process what he said and were kinda laughing and then he cuts Martin’s arm and starts screaming at us..... bad move dude. Martin whooped this dudes ass so bad in my back seat opens the door and pushed the guy out while I’m driving. We just kept going and never said anything to anyone about it. We got our money and dude got his ass kicked. So yeah that’s my creepy encounter. Hope y’all enjoyed