This is from a few months ago I worked this security job. Where all we had to do was sit in this warehouse and watch construction workers to make sure they didn’t walk past our table. Although this never happened, so we literally just sat there. We were told by the Gm of the warehouse to “just don’t fall sleep”. So I would read all day from start to finish, it was amazing. Until my coworker started talking. lol

This guy is insane. He would often throw complete tantrums like a child where he would smash his own belongings, phone, headphones, etc. against the floor or the wall. He would often just start screaming at his phone whether it was a text from his baby mama or post on Facebook that he didn’t like he would just go off screaming profanities.

So this leads me to the story that involves the title of this post. he live with his baby mama although they clearly did not like each other or have a good relationship and every day he would tell me how much she sucked and how much he hated her. But He said he wish’s they could work things out. So one day he tells me that he is an avid practicer of magic, and he attempted spell on her the night before.

Naturally, I ask, what do you mean, what was the spell? He proceeded to tell me that when she wasn’t home, he layed in her bed and masturbated where she sleeps and then rubbed his cum in on her pillow. This apparently is a spell that’s supposed to spark love again between partners.

What the hell? lol