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Trolling the Nation. Unofficial
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SBNation blogger One.Cool.Customer is sick and won't be putting together a TTN so I decided to find some of the better quotes myself. The comments are taken from the game threads found Here and Here. I was initially going to look at a couple other rivals too but aint nobody got time for that. Enjoy.

Everything is in chronological order but I have no way of matching up the comments with the exact timing of the game.

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Posted by The Shaman (Raiders) 5:00 PM Man, I was so pumped for this game in August
Posted by Cesar Acosta (Raiders) 5:10 PM All i ask. Is for our team to not embarrass themselves on national tv and show a little pride. Is that too much to ask for?
Posted by RaiderKilluminati (Raiders) 5:20 PM Damnit… Lee is playing for the ’girls? Carr is prob throwing a ball right at him…
Game Update Dak throws an INT as Cowboys march down the field.
Posted by KoolTA (Raiders) 5:37 PM https://i.pinimg.com/236x/9f/a9/0c/9fa90c6695a8738e20f13a5d4c53d101--football-humor-saints-football.jpg
Posted by Babywater98 (Raiders) 5:38 PM LOL That's the Dak I know
Posted by southernbornkiller (Raiders) 5:47 PM They're ripping our D.
Posted by Silverder (Raiders) 5:55 PM 1st and five. we got this first down
Posted by Silverder (Raiders) 5:56 PM maybe not lol
Posted by JSNOOP61 (Raiders) 5:57 PM What happened to throwing the ball downfield...what happened to we are going to let it rip this week...lol...
Posted by Old Salt Spinning a Yarn (Raiders) 6:01 PM Cowboys decline a penalty leaving the Raiders 3rd and 3. Why? Because they are confident they can stop the Raiders O and/or they know the Raiders O sucks ass. Then Carr to Carbs (wide open) is incomplete.
Game Update Cowboys 10 Raiders 0
Posted by worldblee (Raiders) 6:11 PM My station cut away before the TD to show a commercial. Thanks for protecting my feelings, I guess?
Posted by TheNemesisProject (Raiders) 6:13 PM Ok, taking bets on the next Raiders drive to be 3 and out......
Posted by TheNemesisProject 6:13 PM Hell, we're so awful, we could go two and out
Posted by StrongAsOAK 6:21 PM Sean Lee knows our offense better than downing
Posted by StrongAsOAK 6:37 PM We got the momentum now so we are going to drive down the field and kick a field goal at best
Game Update Cowboys 10 Raiders 0 (Raiders end of half FG attempt is NO GOOD)
Posted by Silverder 7:03 PM I hope that was a fuck you to JDR
Posted by RealisticChiefsFan 6:55 PM As they say. Just win baby win. Or not
Posted by TheNemesisProject 6:57 PM was there one person who actually thought Georgia would make that FG?
Posted by samuelhudgens1985 7:36 PM Refs Prob all got cowboys t shirts under there uniforms
Game Update 3rd Qtr
Posted by The Shaman 7:10 PM My stream quit. THanks Ajit Pai!
Posted by John N. Dillon 7:10 PM This game has basically been Marshawn vs the Cowboys. I’ll cheer for Marshawn all day, but damn, where’s the rest of the offense?
Game Update Dallas 10 Raiders 7
Posted by Traider 7:16 PM Nice TD. and where the fuck is the holding flag there, christ he was getting mugged!
Posted by oMetric 7:17 PM Is that 2016 Carr? Is he back?
Posted by njccc 7:19 PM Dak Pickscott, serve it up, Buddy
Posted by KMack916 7:21 PM HOLY SHIT A PICK SIX
Posted by oMetric 7:22 PM He was down
Posted by Sir Truth 7:24 PM Sean Smith is now the new blog superhero. Yet for the past 2 seasons he has been the scapegoat. Classic Nation.
Posted by Babywater98 7:27 PM Bad Playcalling. But at least we can tie the game now.
Game Update Cowboys 10 Raiders 10
Posted by ctokes 7:28 PM That kick was ugly as hell. Still good though
Posted by njccc 7:30 PM tied! Boys are going down despite TD
Game Update Jones with the fake!
Posted by DodgezBullets 7:34 PM Ah man that kills me
Posted by dbillblood 7:35 PM Why two returners back? Wtf
Posted by SlcRaider801 7:38 PM Dez getting scared. Don't worry buddy neldon too slow to hit you
Posted by worldblee 7:39 PM Classy by Prescott to pick up Irvin
Posted by Darksideraiderfan93 7:39 PM why is Mctrash on Dez?
Posted by TD Rader 7:41 PM welp that is what a team that is desperate to win plays like and the Raiders are not that team
Posted by Ro_baby 7:48 PM Carr with the accurate throw, said no one
Posted by David Rockwood 7:53 PM Cowboys are garbage. Refs handing them the game but they won't take it.
Game Update Cowboys 17 Raiders 17
Posted by worldblee 8:02 PM All right, it's pretty good that we're actually tied in this game. Considering how things have gone.
Posted by RDreamer 8:03 PM It isn't as bad as it looks. The defense has been pretty okay.
Game Update Lynch gets teabagged. Taste the rainbow bitchmode!
Posted by osaji922 8:02 PM Hey, get that dude's fatass out of Lynch's face
Posted by oMetric 8:03 PM Carr looks like he's getting his confidence back.
Posted by Ro_baby 8:06 PM I feel bad for the cowboys, our season is over but if the raiders continue this momentum, they are about to get steam rolled
Posted by smov_operator 8:14 PM ball dropping muthafukas
Posted by TD Rader 8:16 PM Looks like the defense has to win the game for us.. hahahahahahaha! Couldn’t even type it with a straight face
Posted by dbillblood 8:20 PM Refs been fucking us on spots the entire fucking game. Bullshit
Posted by worldblee 8:24 PM Refs gave him a few extra inches Trying to figure out how they can call this first down Cowboys.
Game Update Folded paper used as scientific measuring device
Posted by PDXPapaG 8:24 PM What??? The paper had a gap!!
Posted by GabeRuth 8:29 PM That was fucking the stupidest shit I've ever seen. If the paper fit….it’s not a first down. Plus the mother fucker had a notepad not a paper.
Posted by Old Salt Spinning a Yarn 8:25 PM CHEATING MOTHER FUCKING REFS AND NFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that damn card official?
Posted by RDreamer 8:25 PM Well that was the craziest thing I ever did see lol
Posted by worldblee 8:27 PM Refs gift this game to the Cowboys. Plus a good play by Bryant and a poor one by Smith.
Posted by RaiderKilluminati 8:33 PM Funny thing is… This is the ref that screwed Dallas over a few years back. The Dez No Catch…
Game Update Cowboys 20 Raiders 17 (1:38 left)
Posted by njccc 8:34 PM Got a shot here, win it
Posted by TD Rader 8:34 PM OK Time for Carr to shut the haters up
Game Update PI call against Dallas sending the Raiders 55 yards downfield.
Posted by worldblee 8:39 PM Good job getting the PI, Crabs!
Posted by njccc 8:40 PM holy crap, get in that endzone, now
Posted by MISSIONARYRAIDER 8:41 PM Going to win
Posted by torindorn4life 8:41 PM Skip Bayless gonna be giant mad if we score here. LOL…I’m getting up early for Undisputed if we cash this in.
Posted by Raider Dan 8:42 PM $25 Mill! Earn it Carr!!!
Game Update Carr fumbles causing a touchback.
Posted by PDXPapaG 8:44 PM OH WHAT THE FUCK CARR????!!!!
Posted by worldblee 8:44 PM Can't blame that one on the refs. Damn it.
Posted by dbillblood 8:45 PM Why oh why Carr. Just go out and run another play fucking hero. God fucking damn
Posted by Babywater98 8:45 PM He had the first down and he pulled that shit!!!???
Posted by ctokes 8:46 PM They deserve this loss. Whatever, good thing this talk of playoffs can end
Posted by PDXPapaG 8:47 PM Had it been overturned somehow, Marshawn would have just lost 15 yards on the person foul. No need for him next year. Not worth the drama.
Posted by GRANDVILLAPIANO 8:54 PM NO WAY. It’s the NFL refs and "America’s Team" bullshit. I can’t knock Carr for trying. What if the ball bounced right instead of forward… Raiders win. Fuck the Cowboys.

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