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TIFU by Urinating on my Girlfriend's foot. (Content Warning: EW.)
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Me (22M) and my girlfriend (23F) moved in together around 6 months ago, and we sleep in the same bed every night. She is the most perfect, kindest girlfriend I could ever ask for. But, I have a raging foot fetish. I was so scared she would see it as weird. So instead of telling her about it, I satisfy myself by licking her feet every night while she's sleeping. Well, this morning I fucked up, because at around 2 am, I got the idea to urinate on her foot. And it fucking woke her up. She's now talking about moving back in with her parents and taking a break.

She really was the girl of my dreams and I wanted to marry her. We would still be together if I licked her foot like a normal person. She also told some of her friends about it, and some of them messaged me to call me a perv. My girlfriend changed my name in her phone to Pee Pee the Clown. I feel like my whole life is over.

TLDR: I might lose my dream girl because I let me golden rain let loose on her foot

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