As you may know, I(64m) like to shift gears with my cock. It's like I'm driving a manual transmission car and its so fun. So there I am shifting gears on the metro train and this woman comes up to and asks why I'm "fondling my schlong" in front of her. I explain to her the art of shifting gears and she clearly isn't amazed and accuses me of "public indecency" (whatever that means). I am clearly and visibly offended that not only does she not understand why I'm shifting gears with my cock and balls in public, she thinks I'm rubbing one out to her ugly ass (I'm clearly shifting gears) so I rightfully deck her in the face with my other hand clad with knuckle dusters. The train is stopped and I'm pulled off and arrested for "assault with a deadly weapon" and "public indecency" again I was shifting gears bunch of casuals. Anyways I'm now a "sex offender" (I guess her name was sex or something and I was more offended) and sentenced to 9 years in prison. Cultured men of reddit, AITA??