I am literally too fucking heady for u.
Oh you've been to every lolla since 1991? You got a crystal collection so big that you get Christmas cards from the dude who runs the child labor camp that sources them?
How about u stfu and eat my root chakra. I've been to every fam event since Jerry Garcia overdosed on nitrous. I cut off one of my toes and got it wire wrapped. I'm wearing 5 pashminas at the same time. I've stabbed over 30 phish kids on lot, and that's just THIS YEAR. You think I'm impressed by your extensive collection of grassroots hats and evolcollective pins?
Forget about it lil wook.
Have you ever been punched in the face by Dave tipper after harassing him for three hours to give you a klonopin?
No.
Have u had the exclusive strain of LSD manufactured by Owsley in the late 60's that was stored under the Bosnian pyramids for the past 50 years?
Not a chance.
Have you ever even accidentally taken a life threatening amount of synthetic opiates at a Disco Biscuits show?
I didn't think so.

Namaste in your fucking lane fam.