You watch Joe Biden as she's sucking off Obama on XXXvideos. Your dick gets really fucking hard when they start being out the flamethrowers and start flaming each other's genitalia. You say "Now this is the cock and ball torture I'm talking about!" You start jerking off as Biden's dick becomes into crisp sausage. You cum and shit all over your red silk carpet as soon as Obama started to drink milk while jerking off Biden. You decide to donate them money with a little message, "I hope you get to shit and piss in each other's mouths next time" They look at each other questionably but decide it would be a good idea since they were requested that by many other viewers. They nod in approval and you already get erect just from thinking about the fact that they will actually do it. You get hungry and decide to go get some Taco Bell. You get the Taco Supreme and start slurping it all up like a swine. "You know eating like that might cause you to choke" says a familiar voice. You turn around to see Obama in a tight pink dress. You're about to get hard but you try to control yourself as your 13.1 inch hard on would be pretty visible. Obama looks you up and down and bites his lip, but doesn't notice you saw him. You say, "I'm a really big fan! I love your flame cock and ball torture!" "You watch it?" Obama questions. "Of course I do, and I love what you did yesterday to Joe yesterday! I just wonder if he's gonna recover ok" you say worryingly. "Oh don't worry, ever since he got the super soldier serum injected in his dick, he can heal up any injury" Obama says. 'That is so fucking cool' you say to yourself. "Uhhhh weird question but do you know if I might be able to be involved in the shit and piss today?" you ask while blushing "Wait...were you the one sent the donation?""Yea....why?" you ask worried what he is going to say. "Dude you constantly donate to us and give us a shit ton of good suggestions. Honestly I wouldn't mind you being with us today." 'Holy fucking shit is this actually gonna happen?' you think excitedly to yourself. "I would be honored to Obama!" you say with joy. "Alrighty then, just gonna have to evaluate exactly how big this cock of yours is." She pulls your pants down with a smug smile on her face and you're shocked but you look around to see if anyone is looking. When the coast is clear, you decide there's no holding back and decide it's finally ok to get hard. Obama looks at you with a face of surprise but quickly turns into a smirk as she grabs your shlonger and starts slurping down. She starts from the tip then goes all the way to the bottom in a rhythmic pattern. You are speechless at the fact that she's able to slurp down so much without gagging. "HOLY SHIT OBAMA, YOU'RE SO GOOD" you say holding back any loud moans. Obama gives you tiny smile but goes back to sucking your dick. You can't hold it in anymore and you shit your pants extremely hard that little chunks fly out of your underwear. Obama smirks, then stands up, grabs a piece of paper, a pen, and writes down her number and address. "Hope your able to visit us" says Obama in an enlightened tone. "Sure will" you willingly say. You get home and immediately get erect about the fact that your actually gonna fuck Obama and Biden. You decide to get rid of those thoughts as you wanna save your shit and piss later for the day. You take a quick nap, until you're awoken by a phone ringing. You recognize it as Obama's number and pick up. "Hello?" "Hello is this Joshua?" "Yes this is him" "This is Joe, come over at 6pm, we're gonna start filming at 6:30" Says Joe. You start to get excited and say "Will do!" You start preparing and go over to the address Obama gave you. You go inside as the door was already open to hear Somebody That I Used to Know made by Gotye which featured Kimbra, released in 2011 in the album Making Mirrors and was Number One on BillBoard Charts for eight consecutive weeks blaring on the speakers. You search around the house and finally you find Biden and Obama in the bedroom. You see that they have eaten Chipotle from the wraps on the cabinets next to them, most likely for a more effective shit. Biden says "Undress yourself so we can get this shit started. Literally." You see that the webcam is on and frantically undress yourself. You pull down your pants to reveal your shmeat and Biden gives you a shocked expression while Obama already knew what he was in for. You get on the bed and start stroking both Biden's and Obama veiny cocks. They moan in pleasure while they make out with each other and you watch. Biden removes your hand and starts going down on your dirty asshole. You still haven't wiped since Taco Bell so you still have some leftover shit. She starts chowing down your hardened feces and Obama is starting to shit. You demand that she shits in your mouth so Obama puts his achey butthole on your mouth and starts shitting directly in your mouth. It taste so fucking gross (obviously it's shit, the fuck did you expect it to taste, like milk chocolate) but you didn't care because at least it was Obama's shit. Since Obama shit in your mouth and you were so damn horny, you start to shit into Biden's mouth. You shit so much it's actually over spilling and even coming out of his nose (Jesus fucking Christ what is wrong with me) and Biden's clean shaven pussy starts to quiver from how much shit you've just produced. Biden starts to have a tummy ache and now needs to shit as well so she tells Obama to put her mouth on her butthole. She abides and now you and your erotic companions have now made a shit cycle. Your going at it for about four hours until you all die of hepatitis A and E and also salmonella. The end.