Bruh I live next to Adam's "Party Cave". He rules our town like it's his.

He has a mansion now, holy fuck. Everyone in texas wants to either kiss him or be him. He even declined the offer to become the gov'nor of texas.....He knows that he's gonna get more power than any political figure.

He's not even slaying pussy, every girl in a 200 mile radius wants him, but he's just like "Nah I don't cheat, I just flirt. I'm scared...my girlfriend has been acting really distant lately, I can't help but wonder if she's gonna leave me for him.

​

EDIT: Holy moley! I work at a grocery store and Adam just went in and bought some stuff here! Unfortunately, My girlfriend ran at him and begged him to bone her. As a single tear fell from my eye, I accepted my fate. But then, the most unlikely thing happened: Adam told her "Do not chase me fine lass. I saw your lover accept that he had no control. that is the mark of a true alpha male. Embrace him." and later that night she got more wild in bed than ever before!

​

But upon waking up, I can't help but realize: I'm not a chad at all. Lord Adam...he spared me. he could have had it all, but he saw me and offered his grace to help a peasent in need