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Another rumble! And this one’s stronger! If this continues, there’ll be nothing but rubble on the face of the earth. Eh, what’s going on? I don’t know, but our underground task force are many miles below the surface. Give the Granite Grinder all ya got. Yeah! We’re through! These caves are huge! Hey, what’s that? It’s a crystal of some sort. Ah! *rock monster noise* Rock monsters! Hey, they eat crystals! For power? Look out! Another rock monster power surge! *rock monster noise* Hnrgh! Try a bite of this! Mine Mech to base; we need some backup down here, to fight the monsters and get the crystals… and hurry! Copy that, we’re on our way! Let’s go, boys! Come on, come on! Let’s get that double-geared drill on the Thunder Driller! Planetary drill locked in! Claw Digger, Crystal Sweeper, Thunder Driller, all systems go! Yee-haw! Power Miners, rollin’ out to the rescue! Ha ha! Hey, where’re ya goin’ with that dynamite? Just a little trip outside! Hey, Rocky! *curious rock monster noise* Catch! *happy rock monster noise followed by realization* *explosion* *rock monster burp* *rock monster motorcycle noise* Hey, that’s my bike! I’ll give him - hu-ah - a banana bandana! *rock monster crashing motorcycle noise* Come on, come on, we got crystals! Engines to full power! Sweep ‘em up before the monsters can get to them! *leadership rock monster noises* *flying rock monster noises* *rock monsters running into rocks noises* *crying rock monster noise* Stop! A huge cave, full of rock monsters?! A whole army of them! Thunder Driller to main base; I need backup down here! Just hang on, help - Hey! Gimme that back! And get off my rig! Oh no, not my drill. Hey you, drop that crystal! Oh, I know what happens next. *jumping rock monster noises* Ahh, come on, I need that drill! Not so fast, ya little pests! ‘Fraid I’m gonna have to take back your souvenir! How bout a sightseeing trip instead? What’s that? Oh I see. You want a better view! *rock monster oof noise* Well done, Team Power Miners! Looks like our job here is done!
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