This is how we find out Danny devito is the world's greatest baseball player... He strikes out the guy by throwing three 140mph pitches in a row... The Phillies decide it's worth it to have him on deck and give up an occasional out when he has to go to bar, but he doesn't even need to run, every at hat he knocks it out of the park and destroys both Randy Johnson and babe Ruth's records in a matter of months, two seasons in and he has the greatest record of all time. His career only ends when he lets the gang from it's always Sunny raid the Oakland A's dugout and the Dennis starts hitting on umpires. The Phillies try to play it off as a necessity to fire him, but during their first season without him they lose their first world series since he joined the team. Immediately after the last game of the series their owner blows his own brains out in his private office, opting to leave not a suicide not, but a picture of Danny dressed as the penguin with the words "I'm sorry" drawn across it in red lipstick.