I am not gay. Do not call me gay. Ever. Again. Or there will be consequences. When I say consequences, I mean consequences.

Do you understand who you just called gay? A mod. A MOD. NOT JUST ANY MOD, THE MOD OF THIS SUBSERVIENT SUBREDDIT R/COPYPASTA.

I have more power then you will ever have in your rat ass life. If you ever dare to speak to me like that again, you will be banned.

Not banned for a day.

Not banned for a week.

Not banned for a month.

Not banned for a whole year.

But instead, a PERMANENT BAN. You will no longer have the ability to comment such heinous words implying I am a dirty homosexual, but instead, it will be you who is called a homosexual.

IN THE BAN MESSAGE.

And what is worse, is what is coming afterwords. After I ban you, you will be reported to Reddit HQ. That is no joke, because I know half of the administrator there. And I know they will do any favor for their beloved u/Derpster3000.

I ask you again to rethink your poor choice of words, for not only are they are meaningless to me, but consequences will arise, consequences which will make you damn the day you have ever met me.

Good day, kind stranger.