I hate this stupid fucking faggot. I've never hated a person, real or otherwise, more than this fucking dickhead. It's not that he's any worse than any villain ever (or even in this series), it's his stupid-ass hair.

Everytime I see this fucking dildo-headed shav wiggle his dumbass little banana-looking faggotry across the screen, I lament that I will never in my life be able to light the top of it like a fucking pillar candle, then watch it slowly burn away until it gets to his stupid caveman skull. "Unga unga, me big royal man, me style hair like condom full of Jello, then wag it at people." I wonder, if you chop it off, how many fucking bugs are going to crawl out of the tree trunk left behind? Yeah, I'm fucking certain there's bugs. Do you think this overcompensating microcock actually washes his hair? No! That would involve actually restyling it after a while. If he did that, maybe there would have been one day when he stops his stylist to comment "on second thought, maybe I WON'T look like the most fucking retarded person in the history of the planet today."

And when you battle him in story, my fucking god, nothing says "graphics" like watching this Washington Monument-looking sperg just stand there while the tip of his fucking cockhead wiggles around.

When the anime comes around, are they actually going to show this faggot try to walk through a door with his retarded-ass hair? I'd fucking love to see that. I'd fucking love to see this failure of a human look retarded to a group of strangers all because he chose to look like a goddamn literal clown.

Anyway, Sordward thread. Post Sordward hate.