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Crackhead Blood Bowl
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ANNOUNCEMENT: The Charlotte Police Dpt. has issued a warning to anyone wanting to spectate this weeks "Crackhead Blood Bowl" at the Applebee's parking lot on South Tryon Street at 2:00 tomorrow morning: "Any individuals who are attempting to approach the parking lot after hours with the intent of placing 10 dollars between the seven crack addicts known to frequent the back lot to have them fight over said money will be arrested and charged with a misdemeanor. Please, these people are dangerous and we have already lost at least three officers to fatal bites/needle wounds."- CMPD Chief of Police Gregory Ansel.
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