No one who speedruns is a fucking millionaire, you know, fucking hot bitches and like doing actually important things in life. Everyone who speedruns is a degenerate and getting world record is the only way they can feel about themselves. Like how many fucking hours am I wasted doing that bullshit? It's so stupid. It's fucking pathetic. All I fucking do is waste my life away, trying a world record's for a temporary goddamn high which will last fucking a week or so until it goes away and exposes me for the world record shitter I am. Fucking hell dude. It's a complete joke. Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with.

It's fucking true. The only reason we speedrun is because we are too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fuckin' speedrun cuz it gives us this temporary feeling of "oh my god I'm good, I'm the best in the world at this thing that like hardly anyone else does". That's all it is, really. We're all a fucking joke. We masquerade around AGDQ like "haha we're so cool making a million dollars for cancer, aren't we fucking special". Nah we're just a fucking pile of goddamn losers that's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking speedrunning is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.