My anaconda don't

My anaconda don't

My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t eat people because that’s not fun!

This boy named Troy used to live in Detroit

Big babysitting money he was gettin’ some coins

Got in trouble with his mom, but he live in a palace

So when he got sent to his room I showed up lookin stylish

Now that’s real real real

Gum in my purse, so my breath don’t smell

Snuck through the window so his parents couldn’t tell

Cuz if they saw me sneakin’ in they would yell

And that’s not fun stuff

By the way, what he say?

He can tell I ain’t missin no meals

My parents told his that I eat really well

So they dropped me off at his house so we could chill

My feelings are so real, yeah this boy’s got appeal

But he said he don’t like dogs so he got a pet snake

I said wow that’s really scary and I ran out the room like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t eat people because that’s not fun!

Oh my gosh, look at that snake

Oh my gosh, look at that snake

Oh my gosh, look at that snake

Look at that snake…Look at that snake!

This dude named Michael had a toy motorcycle

It’s bigger than a tower I ain’t talkin bout Eiffel

And he had an anaconda and a nerf dart rifle

Why do all the boys I like have pet snakes? This is frightful

But it’s all okay

I let him kiss me cuz he sell lemonade

Bought me a salad with that extra romaine

And then his parents let us stay up late

Now that’s some fun stuff

By the way, what he say?

He can tell I ain’t missin no meals

My parents told his that I eat really well

So they dropped me off at his house so we could chill

My feelings are so real, yeah this boy’s got appeal

But he said he don’t like dogs so he got a pet snake

I said wow that’s really scary and I ran out the room like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t

My anaconda don’t eat people because that’s not fun!

Oh my gosh, look at that snake

Oh my gosh, look at that snake

Oh my gosh, look at that snake

Look at that snake…Look at that snake!