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Well I wrote✏this song🎼for the Christian✝️youth👶.
I wanna teach kids👶the Christian✝️truth.
If you wanna reach those kids👶on the street🛣️
Then you gotta do a rap🎤to a hip-hop🎶beat🎶.
So I gave my sermon an urban kick🦶,
My rhymes are fly📃, my beats🎶are sick.
My crew is big👪and it keeps getting bigger,
that's 'cause Jesus🙏Christ🙏is my nigga🐵!!!
Woo!
He's a life-changer🧬, miracle arranger👏
Born to the virgin mom🚫🍆in a manger🏡
Water💧 to wine🍷, he's a drink exchanger🥤
And he died🎲 for your sins🍆💦🏳️🌈
I preach🗣️ the word, that's my gig👷
And I rhyme📃 better than Notorious B.I.G⬛
All the other MCs📢, I wish them well☺️
But if you live in sin🍆💦🏳️🌈, you burn in hell👿🤬💦🍆🏳️🌈
Now I'ma pass the mic 🎙️to my lovely wife👩❤️👨
She's a fly✈️ MC and the light💡 of my life
So to bust💦 a rhyme without further ado📩
Take it away➡️, Mary Sue!👧
Jesus Christ✝️ is my nigga🐵
He's the son👨👦 of the original G🍝
And he was sent to Earth🌍 to elucidate the way↔️ that we should be
(What?) Like if another MC📢 says, "You're a freak!😻🍆💦
You're a lame-butt🍑 rapper 🌯and your rhymes📃 are weak🚫💪!"
I don't get mad😠 and I don't critique☑️
I forgive him👨, and turn the other cheek👏
I don't blaspheme🚫🏳️🌈 and I don't brag🚫📃
I don't cuss🚫🤬, and my pants don't sag👖⬆️
I do exude 💦a little Christian✝️ swag🍆💪
And I'm proud🏳️🌈 to be an American!🇺🇲
Jesus Christ✝️ is our nigga🐵
Let his light💡 shine through ya!🔦
Let his love♥️ pop a cap 🎓in your butt🍑 and say hallelujah🙏
Jesus Christ✝️ is our nigga🐵
He's a homie🐵 MC📢, JC, you see
He's an honest, caring👨⚕️, peace-loving☮️♥️ nigga🐵 like me
If you do drugs💉 and you think you're cool😎
You need to come to Sunday school!✝️🏫🍆👦
Put those drugs💉 in a garbage can🗑️
Stand up tall⏫, you're a Christian man!✝️👨
Word up!📃⏫ I'm freestyling! 🛣️ Hit me!✊
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