One day there was the biggest chad ever who made the biggest chad of a boat and was like “this boat is unsinkable nothing will ever sink it because im awesome and built it” hearing this god made a plan he went throughout the entire arctic and made the biggest iceberg ever this chad of an iceberg has one plan sink the iceberg. While the boat was heading towards its death two unimportant people who end up dying fall in love there names were Rose and Jack or as people know him Leonardo DiCaprio fell in love but thats not important because they die in the end (Spoiler Alert). Couple of hours later chaos brakes loose as the iceberg hits the chad of a ship (karma bitch) and the ship started to sink as every panicked people were getting off safely. Dicaprio and Rose are stranded on a door and Rose says she’ll never let go but then that bitch lies and lets go letting him die so she can be rescued the end. What did we learn children. KARMAS A BITCH ESPECIALLY TO CHADS