Hey, i heard what you just said about dabbing, and i am writing this to prove you wrong! You say that dabbing is "dumb" and "makes me look stupid"? Well, listen up. I have something to tell you about dabbing. Dabbing is for all the coolest kids. You're just not smart enough to understand that cause you're not on such an intellectually superior plane as i am. I will admit that since i have started dabbing, my iq has grown from numbers you plebs would call a normality to something far superior. I am becoming the perfect human through dabbing. You would wish you were as great a dabber as me, this is why you condemn my sacred acts with words such as "normie" or "mentally disabled" in belief that it will hurt my feelings. Hah! I pity such low level thinking. Believing such futile lies to be true.