HIS gender?

Let me ask you something: Do you even think about the role models (Ha! more like lack thereof) young confused kittens have? You have Tom (or Jerry, I don't know). You have Sylvester. Felix. Tigger. Simba. Snagglepuss. Puss in Boots. Mufasa. Scat Cat, who sings or some shit. Cheshire Cat. Stimpy.

You have all these male-gendered famous cartoon cats. Why can't you let just one lasagna loving cat be genderfluid?! What is WRONG with you, as a person? Can you riddle me that? Can you? CAN YOU???

You can't and I know why. It's because your gendered fragility doesn't allow you to possibly, just for a slight second, lose grip on your gendered privilege. Oh such a big man! Oh such a strong man! If you were a big man, you and your cronies wouldn't be waging a battle on Wikipedia, would you? Which is, mind you, derived from the Hawaiian word for quick ("wiki") that you so smugly and completely have appropriated.

I see kids- white, male children- on the street talking about how they're going to "wiki" something and it makes me puke. Literally a small bit of vomit in my mouth and I have to swallow it down. They don't even know the cultural implications of this word that they so unwittingly throw around, not realizing that cishet white males conquered and overrun a PoC paradise. The weather is always perfect but white male fragility just couldn't abide by that. Couldn't handle that compared to rainy, dreary "Anglo"land. The same reason you shitstains stole California from the Mexican people and now have the nerve to support Trump.

The cat isn't male, you piece of shit. Fuck you.