Yeah. People have no idea. It's all bullshit maaaaaan. I mean yeah, I could go to the gym, I could get biceps like this makes gesture and legs like this another gesture. i could get a six pack, no problem. But drag on cigarette what I have to do, is ask myself the question, do I want that? ostentatious drag on cigarette, pause for dramatic effect. The answer... is no. My body is a weapon. I mean, you get in a fight, what good is that? What people don't realise IS that say, say somebody comes at you with a knife. He's putting himself at an immediate disadvantage. What's he got? A knife. One weapon. I've got two fists, two legs, two knees, two elbows indicates body parts in turn as though we didn't know where they are. If he loses his knife, what's he got then? Take these bouncers at clubs. Sure, they look tough. Perhaps one of them could take me in a bar fight. draw on cigarette Perhaps. But I'd like to see how any of them could cope against me in "the octagon". I was in the city once, went into this bar. Looked normal from the outside but what I didn't know was it was a gangster bar. Guy behind the bar goes "get the **** out of here" but I'm in no mood for **** so I tell him to get me a drink. He pulls this revolver from behind the bar and points it straight at me. I didn't sweat. Looked at the revolver, saw the safety was on. Looked him straight in the eyes and said "Are you going to serve me, or are you going to shoot me?" He pulls the trigger and it doesn't work cos of the safety and he keeps pulling the trigger but drag on cigarette I just keep my cool. Then, he puts his gun down and says "Hey man, you're cool man, ain't nothing scares you". chuckles and shakes head I got my drink. And THAT draws on cigarette ostentatiously is how I won the respect of the Yardies.
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